Why Don't You Like Me?

"he's white, jim..."

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Am i really that bad?
He's bad, he's bad
He's bad, he's bad

"i thing you're a jerk! i'm moving from you!"
"make me a sandwich."
"i'm moving back to venice."
"i'll be black."
"he's still white, jim..."

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I hate my sister
And germaine is a negro!
A negro! a negro!
A negro! a negro!

"i thought he looked good -- what happened to you?"
"please read this pamphlet."
"i'm so bad!"

You take the monkey, i'll take the llama,
We'll have a party: get me a pepsi --
Michael is janet, janet is michael --
I'm so confused now --
Who is diana?

He's oxygenated
His nose is deflated
And he thinks he looks good to you
And he thinks he looks good to you