This will make you happy

I want extra-large and expect a box set

CHORUS:
27" screen and a 451
50 weeks straight, two in the sun
A little bigger desk, a little bit more
A little bigger gun than the guy next door
But these things don't always satisfy
quite the way they've been adverstised
You get one, you want two, you get two, you want three
Ask yourself, how happy do you want to be?
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy

C'mere, have I got a deal for you
A California kitchen and an inground pool
2 1/2 kids in the Aerostar
4 1/2 baths and a trophy on your arm
You feel so good to feel so sore
Mistress gets dressed, motel room floor
I got the loaded model, accessories
You wanna take a spin? Here's the keys

(You get one, you want two, you get two, you want three)
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy
How happy do you feel? This will make you happy...