Haaland É Uma Máquina! (Ha-Ha-Ha-Haaland!)

Haaland Is a Machine!

Haaland, Haaland
The boy is a titan
There's no way not to be a fan
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey

Haaland, Haaland
He's faster than light
Crash into him and you'll end up in the ER
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland

Haaland
He slipped, he scored
Goal after goal
Always wants more

Haaland
Norwegian from beyond
Drills and stays calm
He's amazing

He has laser aim in his boot (hey, hey!)
He's the spitting image of Majin Boo (ha, ha)
In the box, he's king, king, king, he lays down (hey, hey!)
Pass to little Haaland and it's a goal (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Haaland, Haaland
The boy is a titan
There's no way not to be a fan
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey

Haaland, Haaland
He's faster than light
Crash into him and you'll end up in the ER
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!

Haaland, Haaland
He's addicted to scoring
Makes the defense cry
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!

Haaland, Haaland
Reeks of goals, hold your nose
Makes the bald man happy
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland

Haaland
La-la-lala-lala-la
La-la-lala-lala-la
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!

Haaland (Haaland)
La-la-lala-lala-la
La-la-lala-lala-la
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland