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Dumb Blonde

There are women who are a beauty
But when they open their mouth
Hmm, what a sadness!
No, it's not their breath that spoils the air
The problem is what they say that is unbearable
Nothing in their head
Weak personality
They have the femininity and sensuality of a cow
Dressed in seasonal clothes
They saw in the TV ad
Millions of people walk the streets but we easily recognize this type of airhead
Perky butt to show they're pretty
And a waxed head to look like a showgirl
Dumb blonde!

They are everywhere in my Rio de Janeiro
And sometimes I wonder if they're all over the world
Looking for cars
Looking for money
The place for these bitches was really in the brothel
They only care about getting attention
Not for their ideas but for their stupidity
They don't think about anything
Just want to party
Be in fashion, show off, drink, and smoke
Nightclub bitches or beach rats
Only fools put up with their kind
And while the playboy gives you money and attention
I'll only go out with you if it's to be the other man
Dumb blonde!

No, I'm not a chauvinist
Maybe demanding
But I want intelligent women
Not you
You are the purest portrait of falsehood
Sorry, love
But I prefer a real woman
You are mediocre and still proud
Is that so?
You're not worth anything and yet you're proud
And your forced way of speaking is depressing
I've understood your problem
You're very needy
But I'll only use you
You mean nothing to me
(Hmm, my love
Was it good for you?)
Ah, let me sleep
Why give attention to someone who can't hold a conversation?
To talk about the weather or how the sea was? No
I prefer to sleep
Get out of here
I've been very clear but I'll repeat
And for you to understand me, I'll be even more direct
Dumb blonde, you're just a woman-object
Dumb blonde!

Slaves to fashion, you're all the same
Artificial hair, smiles, and gestures
Banal ideas and as the Racionais say
(Vulgar women
One night and nothing more)
Dumb blonde, you are vulgar indeed
Your values are distorted, you are frivolous
You think you have it all but you're wrong in your fragile porcelain head
Your philosophy is to be pretty and hot
Apart from that, you're a clueless, conceited slob
Your lovely breasts don't deserve respect
Alienated puppets, you're hopeless
I'm not aggressive
Maybe straightforward
The Thinker values women
But not you
You are the purest portrait of falsehood
Sorry, love
But I prefer a real woman
Dumb blonde!

The problem isn't in the hair
It's in the head
Don't forget
Not all are pharmacy associates (Dumborcia)
There are many dumb blondes with black and brown hair out there
Yes, brunette dumb blondes, redheads, black ones
Bald dumb blondes
And there's the natural dumb blonde too (Belzeburr blonde)
Each dumb blonde is different but they're all the same
Are you getting me?
(I like women)
Dumb blonde!