João e o Pé de Maconha

João and the Marijuana Plant

João e o Pé de Maconha

Once upon a time there was a boyEra uma vez um menino que
Named JoãoSe chama joão
He was only 12 years old andSó tinha 12 anos e
Listened to ostentatious funkOuvia funk ostentação

His mother askedSua mãe perguntou
What do you want to be when you grow up?Oque quer ser quando crescer?
Oh my motherOh minha mãe
I want to be a pimpCafetão eu quero ser

The alcoholic mother decided to encourageA mãe alcoólatra resolveu incentivar
Because that would give money for heroinPois dinheiro pra heroína aquilo iria dar
There was a cow at homeTinha uma vaca em casa
His sister a slutSua irmã uma vadia
They decided to sell her since she was prostitutingResolveram vende-la já que se prostituía

On the way to the big cityA rumo da cidade grande
To sell the cowPra vender a vaca
He was stopped by a beggarFoi parado por um mendigo
What a hot chick!Que gostosa caraca!

So little João offered his sisterEntão joãozinho ofereceu a irmã
To that thug (a-a-al)Pra quele marginal (a-a-al)
It's 100 bucks for the full packageÉ 100 conto o pacote completo
Just doesn't include anal (a-a-al)Só não inclui anal (a-a-al)

Look my boy I don't have any moneyOlha meu rapaz dinheiro eu não tenho nenhum
But I have this magical joint 50 for 1Mas tenho esse beck mágico 50 por 1
He took the joint and left the sisterEle pegou o baseado e deixou a sister
Already put on MC Pika to play on the sound systemJá botou mc pika pra tocar no micro system

When he lit the joint his mother entered the roomQuando acendeu o beck sua mãe entrou no quarto
And gave him a slap 'are you not going to share the high?'E deu-lhe um tapasso "não vai dividir o barato?"

The high didn't hitA pira não bateu
He was deceived by thatFoi enganado com aquilo
Threw it out the windowJogou pela janela
The little cricket legA perninha de grilo

A giant marijuana plantUm pé de maconha gigante
Grew in his gardenNo seu jardim cresceu
And when he reached the topE quando ele chegou no alto
The giant fell asleepO gigante adormeceu

He got the munchies without smoking anythingBateu a larica mesmo sem fumar nada
Looked at two little eggs 'why the hell are these golden?'Olhou pra dois ovinhos "porque essa porra é dourada"?

When he grabbed the eggsQuando pegou nos ovos
They wouldn't moveNão saiam do lugar
He gave a pullEle deu uma puxada
'Damn, not even taking me out to dinner'?"Porra,sem me pagar um jantar"?

With the tranny's scream the giant woke upCom o berro do traveco o gigante acordou
People went to the streets but soon calmed downO povo foi pra rua mais logo sossegou

Scared by thatAssustado com aquilo
João jumped from thereJoão se jogou de lá
He fell to the groundEle caiu no chão
And made the high go awayE fez a pira passar

None of this happenedNada disso aconteceu
He was just highEle só tava doidão
The beggar who soldO mendigo que vendeu
Marijuana with Dolly to JoãoMaconha com dolly pro joão

None of this happenedNada disso aconteceu
He was just highEle só tava doidão
The beggar who soldO mendigo que vendeu
Marijuana with Dolly to JoãoMaconha com dolly pro joão

Marijuana, marijuanaMaconha,maconha
Marijuana with Dolly for JoãoMaconha com dolly pro joão

Marijuana, marijuanaMaconha,maconha
Marijuana with Dolly for JoãoMaconha com dolly pro joão