Os 3 Porquinhos

The 3 Little Pigs

Os 3 Porquinhos

Once upon a timeEra uma vez
The three little pigsOs três porquinhos
Bob, ValdisneyO Bob, Valdisney
And little PedroE o Pedrinho

Bob's intoO Bob é chegado
A little devil's weedNum cigarrinho do capeta
His house is made of strawSua casa é de palha
And he spends the day tooting on a hornE passa o dia na trompeta

Valdisney's from the hoodO Valdisney é favelado
Lives in a wooden shackTem um barraco de madeira
And thanks to welfareE graças ao bolsa família
He hasn't worked a day in his lifeNão trampou a vida inteira

Pedro's differentO Pedrinho é diferente
He's into interior designDesign de interiores
His house is made of bricksSua casa é de tijolo
And wipes his ass with flowersE limpa a bunda com flores

So far, so goodAté aí tudo bem
So far, it's all normalAté aí tá normal
But they owe cash for the blowMas eles devem grana do pó
To the Big Bad WolfPro Lobo Mau

Owner of the brothelDono do puteiro
King of the crack houseRei da boca de fumo
He eats Little Red Riding HoodCome a chapeuzinho
And his first name is BrunoE seu primeiro nome é Bruno

Bruno's a jokeBruno é o caralho
My name's Big Bad WolfMeu nome é Lobo Mau
Call me that againMe chama assim de novo
And you'll kiss my assE vai beijar o meu pau

The Wolf went to collect from BobO Lobo foi cobrar o Bob
At the straw houseNa casa de palheiro
He shouted outChegando exclamou
Open up, you stoner!Abre aí seu maconheiro!

Bob didn't open upO Bob não abriu
'Cause he was high as a kitePorque tava chapadão
The wolf got pissedO lobo ficou puto
And pulled out his .38E sacou seu três oitão

Bob grabbed his bikeBob pegou sua magrela
And ran to Valdisney'sE fugiu pro Valdisney
When he got there, he yelledChegando ele gritou
Dude, I almost pissed myselfPô, quase me mijei

After telling everythingDepois de contar tudo
Val got worriedVal ficou preocupado
He was scared of the wolf tooEle também temia o lobo
His ride had been stolenSua CG tinha roubado

Rolling up in a CitröenChegou de Citröen
MC Big Bad WolfO MC Lobo Mau
With the girls shaking itCom as vadia rebolando
The kids are all in aweA criançada paga pau

When I grow upQuando eu crescer
I wanna be just like youQuero ser que nem você
Hooking up with the girlsComer as menininhas
And catching STDsE pegar DST

Open up this shackAbre esse barraco
I got an AK-47Tenho uma AK-47
Listen up, piggySe liga aí porquinho
I put bacon in my omeletBoto bacon no omelete

The pigs ranOs porquinho foram correndo
To their gay brother's housePra casa do irmão viado
Stop right thereParem aí
First, take off your shoesPrimeiro tirem os sapatos

When they told about the Big Bad WolfAo contar do Lobo Mau
Pedro started to shakeO Pedrinho se tremeu
He also owedEle também devia
Some go-go boys he had hooked up withUns gogoboys que ele comeu

I came to fix this messVim resolver essa cagada
Here at Pedro's placeAqui na casa do Pedrinho
As he said thisAo falar isso
Glade sneezed in his faceGlade espirrou no seu focinho

The Big Bad Wolf got swollenO Lobo Mau ficou inchado
He was allergic to lavenderEra alérgico a lavanda
He died at the EREle morreu no SUS
'Cause the line never movesPorque a fila não anda

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolfQuem tem medo do lobo mau lobo mau lobo mau
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolfQuem tem medo do lobo mau lobo mau lobo mau
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf, big bad wolf, big bad wolfQuem tem medo do lobo mau lobo mau lobo mau
Come and grab my dick, my dick, my dickVem e pega no meu pau, no meu pau, no meu pau

Oh, I’ll grab itAi eu pego
Just watch me grab it, alright?Olha que eu pego hein