Trokero Locochon

Crazy Truck Driver

Trokero Locochon

I feel like tearing up the roadSiento que arranco la carretera
I'm speeding down the coastVoy enfierrado por la costera
My truck almost falls apartMi troque casi se desparpaja
But damn, it won't let me downPero pura madre se me raja
I'm carrying a load to the other sideLlevo un fletazo pal otro lado
And I'm gonna earn good moneyY voa ganarme buena marmaca

I drove through every 13Qrifeando me di cada que 13
I passed well baked through CuliacanPase bien orneado por culichi
I smoked weed in GuamuchilRosalie marihuano en Guamúchil
In Mocorito, I got stuck with sushiEn Mocorito me atasque un sushi

And as I was landing the planeY cuando iba a aterrizando avión
I rolled up my sleeves, a meter of a lineMe arremangue, de a metro un linion

Through the fieldsPor entre en medio de las parcelas
I returned to the 15 all crazyBien locochon retorne a la 15
Schizophrenic and highEsquizofrénico y bien ondeado
I felt like the truck was a private jetSentía que el troque era jet privado
I reached Carrizo and disillusionmentLlegue al carrizo y al desengaño
And the cops, they screwed me overY los guachitos, me la pelaron

Before reaching NavojoaAntes de llegar a Navojoa
I refueled diesel at a PEMEXEn una PEMEX recargue diesel
Bought a 24-pack of TecateCompre un 24 de Tecate
I hooked up and gave a ride to a girlMe rejunte y le di raite a una morra
And the song of Sonora's eyesY la canción de ojos de Sonora
We summarized it in an hourLa resumimos, en una hora

I divorced her in ObregonMe divorcie de ella en Obregón
In the capital, I had a big partyEn la capital di un bailadon
I got drunk like the god AeolusMe alcoholice como el dios Eolo
I also smoked until I was dumbTambién foquie hasta quedar mongolo
And when I came back to the planetY cuando volví a entrar al planeta
I was in Kino and saw mermaidsAndaba en kino y veía sirenas

I took the Kirosmora highwayTome la calzada kirosmora
I got high until I absorbed the bagMe periquie, hasta absorbí la bolsa
I crossed the line and there was no delayBrinque la raya y no hubo demora
I smoked Kush like a locomotiveFume Kush como locomotora
Very relaxed and also smilingBien relajado y también sonriente
I arrived in Las Vegas, without a worryLlegue a las vegas, sin ni un pendiente

Mission accomplished, I told the bossMisión cumplida le dije al jefe
He gave me 6 bundles of billsMe dio 6 fajonas de billetes
I headed to the Paris hotelQrranque rumbo al hotel Paris
Women, wine, and a band in the suiteMujeres, vino y banda en el suite
I'll leave for my ranch tomorrowPasado me voy para mi rancho
And in 5 days, I'll be back flyingY en 5 días, vuelvo volando