Mi hacha hizo tu culo

My Axe Made Your Ass

Mi hacha hizo tu culo

I still remember, dude, when I left you on cassetteTodavía recuerdo, tete, cuando te dejé en cassette
that demo from Running Wildaquella maqueta de los Running Wild
You were a chick, a third-rate geek, a baby-facedTu eras un polluelo, un friki de tercero, un imberbe
Thanks to metal, you became popular.Gracias al metal te hiciste popular.

I showed you the secret, kid. I initiated you!Yo te mostré el secreto, nene. Yo te inicié!
Into the world of rock and roll. I saw you born!En el mundo del rock huevero. Yo te vi nacer!

My axe made your assMi hacha hizo tu culo
Don't look for me, kid (that's not gonna end well)No me busques chaval (así vas mal)
My axe made your assMi hacha hizo tu culo
My sword made your hole.Mi espada hizo tu ojal.

I was ashamedMe daba vergüenza
that they saw us togetherque nos vieran juntos a los dos
Besides being a painAdemás de brasas
you were a virgin and a nerd (what a disaster)eras virgen y empollón (qué desastre)
Even so, I allowed youAún así, te permití
to give me your lunch in exchange for my protectiondarme tu almuerzo a cambio de mi protección
you offered me your sisterme ofreciste a tu hermana
but she was a piglet!pero era un lechón!

And now I find you, little dove, spinning at Pachá?Y ahora te encuentro, palomita ¿pinchando en Pachá?
Selling your ass to the trendy crowd, I'm gonna tear you apart.Vendiendo tu culo a los modernos, te voy a escalabrar.

My axe made your assMi hacha hizo tu culo
My cheap beer made you suckleMi litrona te dio de mamar
My axe made your assMi hacha hizo tu culo
My sword made your hole.Mi espada hizo tu ojal.