The Bay Bridge Club

You know I told you about Fun in the Dark.
The kids were doing it down in the park.
The kids they always want something new.

Well, I'm bringing the news to you.
The Mile High Club everybody knows.

They've been doing it for years, I suppose.
You need a new direction you can steer?
The Oakland Bay Bridge Club is here!
You take your partner and you put her on your lap,
and then you're facing the front and she's facing the back.
You're in position and you see why it's a smash,
now you drive across the bridge and you try not to crash!
Those in the back seat can join in, too.
It's not exclusive, any bridge'll do.
New York on New Year's or Halloween.
Just pick a city and make the scene.
Drive, drive, drive across the bridge.