Vlad The Impaler

Vlad El Empalador

Vlad The Impaler

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Vlad, Vlad, Vlad el empaladorVlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, Podría haber sido un marinero pero esVlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad el empaladorVlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, Podría haber sido unVlad, Vlad, He could have been a
Ballenero podría haber sido un Sastre,Whaler could have been a Tailor,
Resultó ser Norman MailerHe turned out to be Norman Mailer
WhoaaooWhoaaoo
Retrocedió y se fumó un porroHe stepped back and he smoked a joint
Veinte mil campesinos tuvieron que entender el mensajeTwenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mamá era un hámster,Mommy was a hamster,
Papá era un carceleroDaddy was a jailer
Infancia muy dura para un fracasado de mierdaReal tough childhood for such a fucking failure
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Está tan contento de ser VladHe's so glad he's Vlad
Cuando era niño, lo enviaron con los turcosWhen he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
Pero sabes que no le agradaban porque todos los turcos eran unos idiotasBut you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
Cuando Vlad regresó a casa, su ira por su antiguo enemigo había crecidoWhen Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
Pero el antiguo arte del empalamiento era algo que el niño había aprendidoBut the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
Oh, cómo aprendióOh, how he learned
Aprendió, quemaron y quemaron y quemaronHe learned, they burned and burned and burned
Asadores de cadáveres girabanRotisseries of corpses turned
Está tan contento, oh está tan contento de ser VladHe's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad