Jason (SNL)

Scotty, can’t you see?
You’re the guy I wish I could be
Your stories, your drawings, all of your books
I’ll take it all over my good looks
The pressure
To be the coolest in class
It’s not worth it and I know it won’t last

And yes I’ve had sex and it feels great
The girls body, the butt, the shape, it’s amazing
I ride like no other
Except for when you're hanging with your brother

But back to sex, such a good feeling
Call me pig boy ‘cause you know I be squealin’
Back to you number one big bro
I love you, Scotty, just had to let you know