Bring Your Own Fucking Toilet Paper

150 hands raise, heads nod
middle class is down with the plot
(let the boys have their fun
and girls take the pictures)
well tanned moshpits vs.
dietary supplement zine activists

great, this city is sinking
while i'm still waiting for my mustache to grow
raise the glass and follow
drink up, drink up
drink up and follow

no, nono, don't believe the crust
life ain't that bad, the sky won't fall
it's just too much d-beat, broken toilets
bad attitude and a wrong diet...

i guess that's it, i quit
cash is king and i'm a mere sock puppeteer
you and me would make a big baraboom
a hot dickhead and i'm all wet wet wet