It's a Chemical Reaction, That's All

When the electromagnetic of the he-male
Meets the electromagnetic of the female,
If right away she should say, "this is the male!"
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.

And though your fascists may answer with hisses,
The same applies when your misters and misses
Hey-diddle-diddle with middle-class kisses,
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.

Say in love with you i fall,
Though the uninstructed faction
Calls it mutual attraction,
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.

As in the case of invertebrates cambrian,
As in case of fishes devonian,
As in case of amphibians permian,
As in case of reptiles, triassic or jurassic,
Merely read in the book by kamichev
Which has now become classic.

When the electromagnetic of the he-male
Meets the electromagnetic of the female,
If right away she should say, "this is the male!"
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.