El es... Rita la cantaora

He is... Rita the singer

El es... Rita la cantaora

He was a simple electricianÉl era un simple electricista
But one stormy nightPero una noche tormentosa
Fixing a telegraph poleArreglando un poste de telégrafos
A strong electric shockUna fuerte descarga eléctrica
He transformed every cell in his bodyTransformó todas las células de su organismo
And now every time he gets irritatedY ahora cada vez que el se irrita
He is Rita the singerél es rita la cantaora
HahahaJa, ja, ja, ja

His real name is EusebioSu verdadero nombre es eusebio
He is an honest workerEs un honrado trabajador
Don't even think about getting on his nervesNo se te ocurra crispar sus nervios
With a simple look of disgustCon una simple mirada de asco
Eusebio breaks downEusebio se descompone
He's another man, you don't know himEs otro hombre, no lo conoces
Be careful with the face you put onCuidado con la cara que pones

It was a rainy and windy nightEra una noche de lluvia y viento
Eusebio returned from the centralEusebio volvía de la central
He turned the corner and in a momentDobló la esquina y en un momento
A couple of huge thugs wanted to stealUn par de enormes macarras quisieron robar

Poor Eusebio is thrown to the groundAl pobre eusebio, le echan al suelo
When suddenly a shrill scream paralyzed themCuando de pronto un grito estridente les paralizó
It's eusebio it's not possible, it's not possibleEs eusebio no es posible, no es posible
I don't understand, I don't understand!No lo entiendo no lo entiendo!
It is materially impossibleEs materialmente imposible
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a handbagSu bolsita pequeña Adidas, se ha transformado en un bolso
And his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long maneY su calva ya no es calva, es una melena larga
Ha ha!Ja, ja!

Rita has always been heard ofSiempre se ha oído hablar de rita
And no one has seen her in the cityY nadie la ha visto en la ciudad
A game is being organizedSe está organizando una partida
Come with me all those who know how to rideVengan conmigo todos los que sepan montar
And in the hills, Rita hidesY en las colinas, se esconde rita
And at night someone heard her singY por las noches alguien la oído cantar

It's eusebio, it's not possible, it's not possibleEs eusebio, no es posible, no es posible
I don't understand... I don't understand!No lo entiendo... No lo entiendo!
It is materially impossibleEs materialmente imposible
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a handbagSu bolsita pequeña Adidas, se ha transformado en un bolso
And his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long maneY su calva ya no es calva, es una melena larga

(story based on the story by Javier Molina: Monkey Man)(historia basada en el cuento de javier molina: Hombre mona)