Heading For The Disco

1, 2, 3, and 4
She fluffs her hair
She hits the floor
Spandex pants
Wide pink belt
She's got the 80's metal down
I don't get why anyone
Would want to repeat this more than once
And I
I'm just stupefied

And she's heading for the disco
I think I'll keep my distance
Airhead on the run
Suburban fun

5, 6, 7, 8
She wished Bret Michaels was her date
Trying so hard to be old school
But goddamn Poison was never cool
I don't get why anyone would wanna dress up as an 80's whore
She goes na na na na na na na
And I
I'm just stupefied

Disco
She's heading for the disco