Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night

Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night

Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night

It's the smack store
どついたれ本舗です
Dotsuitare honpo desu
Freezing cold thermometer, minus four degrees
寒むい温度計 マイナス四度です
Sammui ondokei mainasu yondo desu
Hey, whose fault is it? The temperature, the temperature
え誰のせい？って温度れや温度れ
E dare no sei? Tte ondore ya ondore
A sudden white sugar trick to finish it off
ぽっとで白糖芸にさすとどめ
Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome
Water flowing smoothly on the vertical surface
たていたに水さらさらと流れるが
Tateita ni mizu sarasara to nagareru ga
No intention of being swept away
流される気はさらさらない
Nagasareru ki wa sarasara nai
Rather, soaked in my own color
むしろ俺色にまっさらに濡れで
Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nurude
There ain't no one who won't get wet, you know?
ささらん奴はおらんやろ？言うて
Sasaran yatsu wa oranyaro? Iu te
Listening to the beginning and the end, it's a strange rhyme
ふりもだしも聞いて変ライムじゃ
Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja
Rolling the dice back to the beginning
ふりだしに戻るその手のダイス
Furidashi ni modoru sono te no daisu
It's too late to struggle now
いまさらじたばたしても知らんがな
Imasara jitabata shitemo shiran ga na
Are you ready? Red spider lily
たむけたろか？彼岸花
Tamuketaro ka? Higanbana
I'm a tragic comedy, no. 1
I’m a tragic comedy, no. 1
I’m a tragic comedy, no. 1
No waiting, today the curtain rises
待たなし今日も幕が開いたら
Matta nashi kyou mo maku ga aitara
Punishing the foul-mouthed behind
口の悪そうなお尻におしおき中
Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu
Let's get this show on the road
いごおみしりおきをよろしゅうほなね
Igo omishiri oki wo yoroshuu hona ne

Look at the bustling big city
ほらうごめく大都会
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
今宵もゆらめくスポットライト
Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito
Don't let your guard down
油断てみいやその身を
Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
すっきゃんねんって hold me tight
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
ああ大阪 dreamin’ night
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
Being noisy is just right
やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa
This is the style of Naniwa
これがなにわのスタイリー
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

They say I'm too quick to speak
よおく言われますせっさしい
Yooku iwaremasse messa shibui
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
よ！食い終れおくばと剣士
Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi
All the complainers are guilty
文句たれるカスはみんなギルティ
Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii
The smack store in the building
どついたれ本舗 in the building
Dotsuitare hompo in the building

Rainy shelter
零雨宿
Rei amayado
Freezing even under the scorching sun, melting even the ski slopes
炎天下すら凍らすゲレンデすら溶かす
Entenka sura koorasu gerende sura tokasu
A hand of cheating, a hand of counting cards
テレン手口の数原線する手札
Teren tekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda
The mouse in the bag
袋の鼠ちゃんがまた
Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mata
A rain of blood, call me rainmaker
ふらす血の雨 call me rainmaker
Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker
Tears and bells, call me rainmaker
涙と鐘 call me rainmaker
Namida to kane call me rainmaker
Here's an umbrella
差し出す傘ほら
Sashidasu kasa hora
It's always raining, where's the naked baby, awaya dorei
いつでも雨やどれ、裸のbaby awaya dorei
Itsudemo ame yadore, hadaka no baby awaya dorei
But you were the one who got fooled
でも騙されたのはあなたのせい
Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei
Not killing, not letting go
いかさず殺さずし付ける
Ikasazu korosazu shi tsukeru
Teachers, bankers, doctors, lawyers
教師満財士医師弁護士
Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi
Those called death, all swindlers
死と仰がれし者、皆ペテン師
Shi to aogare shi mono, mina petenshi
I'm an MC, reading people, mastermind
俺はMC 人読んで mastermind
Ore wa MC hito yonde mastermind

Look at the bustling big city
ほらうごめく大都会
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
今宵もゆらめくスポットライト
Koyoi mo yurameku supottoraito
Don't let your guard down
油断てみいやその身を
Yudanete mi iya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
すっきゃんねんって hold me tight
Sukkyanen tte hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
ああ大阪 dreamin’ night
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
Being noisy is just right
やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo eewa
This is the style of Naniwa
これがなにわのスタイリー
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

They say I'm too quick to speak
よおく言われますせっさしい
Yooku iwaremasse messa shibii
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
よ！食い終れおくばと剣士
Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi
All the complainers are guilty
文句たれるカスはみんなギルティ
Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii
The smack store in the building
どついたれ本舗 in the building
Dotsuitare hompo in the building

Oh, me? Uh, well... what should I do
あ、お俺？おっ、えーっと…どうしよ
Ah, o-ore? Ok, e-etto… Doushiyo
Oh, I'm a laughingstock... Tsutsuji Mori
あ、俺は露笑…つつじ森
Ah, ore wa rosho… Tsutsujimori
The continuation doesn't show up
続きの文字が出てこへん
Tsudzuki no moji ga detekohen
Oh, no, what should I do, oh... sorry, what should I do
あ、やばい、どうしよ、ああ…やばいごめんどうしよお
Ah, yabai, doushiyo, aah… Yabai gomen doushiyoo!

No, it's my turn, don't cut in line
いや、俺の番や割り込みすな
Iya, ore no ban ya warikomi suna!
If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!
俺らが組めば一丁上がりっしょ！]
Orera ga kumeba icchou agarissho!]

Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
露笑つつじ森
Rosho tsutsujimori
Honestly, no, it's just a bad pun
正直な、いや駄洒落やん
Shoumona, iya dajare yan
These puns here, they're bad
ここに来ての駄洒落、あかてん
Koko ni kite no dajare, akaten
Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
露笑つつじも
Rosho tsutsujimor
No, you're not a bad kid
いや、ガキの使い荒へんでお前
Iya, gaki no tsukai arahen de omae

Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
露笑つつじ森
Rosho tsutsujimori
So, sometimes love's whip, a European slap? [No, no!]
じゃ、時に愛の鞭、欧風ビンタ？[あかん、あかん！]
Ja, toki ni ai no muchi, oufukubinta? [akan, akan!]
If you grab the mic, there's no turning back
マイク握れば用者はしない
Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai
A night of correction and shared happiness
教育師直す共福の一夜
Kyouikushi naosu kyoufuku no hitoya
Humans are less than animals, like a soldier
人間いか動物未満の兵太
Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa
Training to be a top breeder!!!
しつけるトップブリーダー!!!
Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!!!

Look at the bustling big city
ほらうごめく大都会
Hora ugomeku daitokai
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
今宵もゆらめくスポットライト
Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight
Don't let your guard down
油断てみいやその身を
Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
すっきゃんねんって hold me tight
Sukkyanentte hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
ああ大阪 dreamin’ night
Aa oosaka dreamin’ night
Being noisy is just right
やかましいぐらいがちょうどええわ
Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa
This is the style of Naniwa
これがなにわのスタイリー
Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

They say I'm too quick to speak
よおく言われますせっさしい
Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
よ！食い終れおくばと剣士
Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi
All the complainers are guilty
文句たれるカスはみんなギルティ
Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii
The smack store in the building
どついたれ本舗 in the building
Dotsuitare hompo in the building