To do List January

Take out the dog, kick out the mexicans
Buy milk, wash clothes, fix economy
Buy something nice for Michelle

Clean up the mess in the livingroom
Call mother in law, change tires
Fix roads, bridges, railways, and all that shit
Stop global warming, save the planet

Rewind and return Armageddon to the videostore
Buy deodorant, avoid assassination
Call mama Sarah in Kenya, take out he troops from iraq