夢見がち拘束具の悲壮な高校デビュー (Yumemigachi Kousokugu no Hisou na Koukou Debut)

A Collar Dreamer's Pathetic High-school Debut

夢見がち拘束具の悲壮な高校デビュー (Yumemigachi Kousokugu no Hisou na Koukou Debut)

Humans don't realize, but dogs' brains are in their collars
人は知らないが実は犬の脳は首輪の中にある
hito wa shiranai ga jitsu wa inu no nō wa kubiwa no naka ni aru
To be exact, the collars take over their consciousness
正確には首輪の意思が犬の意識を奪うのだ
seikaku ni wa kubiwa no ishi ga inu no ishiki wo ubau no da
Once again, I'll take human form to control a dog today
今日もボクは人に化け手頃な犬を支配する
kyou mo boku wa hito ni bake tegoro na inu wo shihai suru
With my guidance, I can even make him do factorization!
ボクの手にかかれば因数分解もさせられる
boku no te ni kakareba insuu bunkai mo saserareru

Those foolish humans adore it
愚かな人類を愛でる
orokana jinrui wo mideru
This pitiful, lovable face
この可憐な相貌は
kono karen na soumou wa
Completely unaware it's a mask I put on
ボクが授けた仮面とも知らずに
boku ga sazuketa kamen to mo shirazu ni

When they ask to "shake paws," I hold one out
お手 と差し出したこの手は先刻
ote to sashidashita kono te wa senkaku
Knowing that it's been dipped in two-year-old milk!
2年前の牛乳をこねておいたし
2 nen mae no gyuunyuu wo konete oita shi
And this tongue with which I wet their face
ペロペロ顔を濡らすこの舌では
peropero kao wo nurasu kono shita de wa
Has licked a smushed dragonfly's corpse!
トンボの死骸をベチャクソ舐めておいた!
tombo no shigai wo bechakuso namete oita!

My brethren all compete for the best dogs
同胞とは優秀な犬を奪い合い戦ってる
douhou to wa yuushuu na inu wo ubai ai tatakatteru
To rule, one must take exams, get jobs and promotions
支配力は受験や就職、出世には欠かせない
shihairyoku wa juken ya shuushoku, shusse ni wa kakasenai
But I'm not like other collars
ただボクは他の首輪と違う
tada boku wa hoka no kubiwa to chigau
I have the protection of the Fallen Angel!
堕天使に加護されし者
datenshi ni kago sareshi mono
Behold the dark magic bestowed to my right eye!
右目に授かりし闇の魔力を見よ!
migi me ni sazukarishi yami no maryoku wo mi yo!

I got beat up by a chihuahua and smeared with phlegm
チワワにボコられ痰をかけられた
chiwawa ni bokorare tan wo kakerareta
You misunderstand! This belies my true potential!
違う! こんなのボクの本気じゃないぞ!
chigau! konna no boku no honki janai zo!
The Fallen Angel happens to be at a bathhouse
堕天使は今たまたま銭湯に行ってて
datenshi wa ima tamata ma sentou ni itte te
And he forgot to mix my magic power, so it's hardened
魔力はかき混ぜ忘れて固まってる
maryoku wa kakimaze wasurete katamatte ru

Yeah, that's all it is
だけなんだ
dake nanda
You've got the wrong idea
違うんだ
chigau nda

I'm soon to be a junior high senior, as humans say
もうじきボクも人でいう中3
mou jiki boku mo hito de iu chuu 3
And I'm starting to realize
気づき初めているんだ
kiduzuki hajimete iru nda
The Fallen Angel and my magic are just a fantasy
堕天使も魔力も妄想
datenshi mo maryoku mo mousou
I'm not anything special
ボクは特別じゃない
boku wa tokubetsu janai

This led me to a flower-arrangement network
そんな矢先興味の生け花SNSで
sonna yasaki kyomi no ikebana SNS de
Where I came to meet a powerful Cerberus
屈強なケルベロスと知り合った
kukkyou na keruberosu to shiriai atta
With his power, I'll surpass any collar in my league
彼の力を借りれば 同級生の操る
kare no chikara wo karireba doukyuusei no ayatsuru
I can sweep up puny dogs with ease!
子犬など一網打尽
koinu nado ichimou dajin

I got beat up by a chihuahua and smeared with phlegm
チワワにボコられ痰をかけられた
chiwawa ni bokorare tan wo kakerareta
And it cut the fingers off my favorite gloves!
お気にの手袋の指を切られた
oki ni no tebukuro no yubi wo kirareta
I'm sorry, I have no divine protection, no talents
すいません 加護も才能もありません
suimasen kago mo sainou mo arimasen
And all there is under the eyepatch is a sty
眼帯の下はただのものもらいです
gantai no shita wa tada no mono morai desu

Enough of this, I'll just change my form
もういい これからは姿を変え
mou ii kore kara wa sugata wo kae
And live as a human, they're such fools
人として生きる バカな奴らだ
hito to shite ikiru baka na yatsura da
I bet they'll believe in the Fallen Angel and my magic!
堕天使も魔力も信じるだろ
datenshi mo maryoku mo shinjiru daro
Just you wait, human high school!
待ってろ! 人間界の高校!
matte ro! ningenkai no koukou!