Old Captain Cook

You meet a girl and you want to be with her
Her Mom says impossible
You have to love her before
Why should you care
Because you don´t want anything bad
It tastes fresh
Like an orange slice on your tongue

Remember old Captain Cook
He surely got off the hook
When he met those kind Samoan girls
Where is all the gaiety
I do blame society
If I do not find Samoan girls

Don´t be misled when she wears the latest fad
You can´t take her straight
´Cause it´s nothing more than a joke
Things aren´t as bad
As they were ten years ago
But when you are on pills
You can buy it the drugstore next door