メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか? (Quit Being a Maid? Quit Being a Human?)

Quit Being a Maid? Quit Being a Human?

メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか? (Quit Being a Maid? Quit Being a Human?)

Ugh, I’m so done!
もーーいやぁーー!
moーー iyaーー!
I was never cut out to be a maid!
メイドなんか 向いてなかったんだぅわぁーー!
meido nanka muite nakatta nda uwaaーー!
Hah, hah, hah
はぁ、はぁ、はぁ
haa, haa, haa
I’m quitting, I’m quitting— I’m really quitting!
やめてやる、やめてやるー やめてやるぅ!
yamete yaru, yamete yaruー yamete yaru!
Yikes!
キェーーッ!
kiēーー!

Washing one plate, two plates, three plates, no matter how much I wash, there’s still a mountain of them
お皿が1枚2枚3枚 洗っても洗っても まだまだ山盛り
osara ga 1 mai 2 mai 3 mai aratte mo aratte mo mada mada yamamori
Washing four plates, five plates, six plates, leftovers from the ladies
お皿が4枚5枚6枚 お嬢様たちの 食べ残し
osara ga 4 mai 5 mai 6 mai ojousama tachi no tabenokoshi
Washing one pair of underwear, two pairs, three pairs, no matter how much I wash, there’s still a mountain of them
下着が1枚2枚3枚 洗っても洗っても まだまだ山盛り
shitagi ga 1 mai 2 mai 3 mai aratte mo aratte mo mada mada yamamori
Washing four pairs, five pairs, six pairs, the ladies’ childish mess!
下着が4枚5枚6枚 お嬢様たちの ガキっぽい!
shitagi ga 4 mai 5 mai 6 mai ojousama tachi no gaki ppoi!

Waking up early, making breakfast, waking the ladies up and helping them get dressed
朝早起きして 朝食作って お嬢様たち 起こしてお着替え
asa hayaoki shite choushoku tsukutte ojousama tachi okoshite okigae
Cleaning all the rooms lined up, by noon I’m making lunch
いくつも並んだ 部屋のお掃除 昼になる頃 昼食作って
ikutsu mo naranda heya no osouji hiru ni naru koro chuusoku tsukutte
In the afternoon, I have to brew tea, by evening I’m making dinner
午後には必ず 紅茶を淹れて 夜になる頃 夕食作って
gogo ni wa kanarazu koucha wo irete yoru ni naru koro yuushoku tsukutte
Getting the ladies in the bath, by the time they’re asleep, the date has changed!
お嬢様たち お風呂に入れて 寝かしつける頃 日付が変わる!
ojousama tachi ofuro ni irete nekasitsukeru koro hizuke ga kawaru!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
同じ事を繰り返してる メイドやめますか 頭の中
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru meido yamemasu ka atama no naka
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
同じ事を問い続けてる 人間やめますか バカじゃないの?
onaji koto wo toitsuzuketeru ningen yamemasu ka baka ja nai no?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
同じ事をくり返してる 運命だとかもう 関係無い
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru unmei da toka mou kankei nai
I’ve reached my limit, I’m done with this place!
いい加減に我慢の限界 こんな所はもう やめてやるよ!
ii kagen ni gaman no genkai konna tokoro wa mou yamete yaru yo!

Oh, by the way, I actually quit being a maid the other day
あら、八意様実は先日メイドを辞めまして
ara, Yaki-sama jitsu wa senjitsu meido wo yamemashite
Huh? You’ll hire me at Eientei? If you want me, I’d love to!
え? 永遠亭で雇ってくださる? わたしでよければ、ぜひ!
e? Eientei de yatotte kudasaru? watashi de yokereba, zehi!

Chasing one rabbit, two rabbits, three rabbits, no matter how much I chase, they just won’t learn
ウサギが1羽2羽3羽 シバいてもシバいても まだまだ懲りない
usagi ga 1 wa 2 wa 3 wa shibaite mo shibaite mo mada mada korinai
Chasing four rabbits, five rabbits, six rabbits, it’s a prank paradise around Eirin
ウサギが4羽5羽6羽 えーりん様の周り イタズラ天国
usagi ga 4 wa 5 wa 6 wa Eirin-sama no mawari itazura tengoku
Hunting one NEET, two NEETs, three NEETs, no matter how many I take down, I’m still not bored
ニートが1狩2狩3狩 倒しても倒しても まだまだ飽きない
niito ga 1 kari 2 kari 3 kari taoshite mo taoshite mo mada mada akinai
Hunting four NEETs, five NEETs, six NEETs, Eirin’s fed up, it’s a neglect hell
ニートが4狩5狩6狩 えーりん様呆れて ネグレク地獄
niito ga 4 kari 5 kari 6 kari Eirin-sama akirete negureku jigoku

Waking up early, making breakfast, waking the rabbits up and feeding them
朝早起きして 朝食作って ウサギたち 起こしてエサやり
asa hayaoki shite choushoku tsukutte usagi tachi okoshite esa yari
Cleaning the long hallway and the rooms, by noon I’m making lunch
長い廊下と 部屋のお掃除 昼になる頃 昼食作って
nagai rouka to heya no osouji hiru ni naru koro chuusoku tsukutte
In the afternoon, I’m stuck dealing with NEETs, by evening I’m making dinner
午後にはニートの 相手させられて 夜になる頃 夕食作って
gogo ni wa niito no aite saserarete yoru ni naru koro yuushoku tsukutte
Chasing the rabbits and giving them a whack, yikes!
ウサギたち 並べてシバいて キェーーッ!
usagi tachi narabete shibaite kiēーー!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
同じ事を繰り返してる メイドやめますか 頭の中
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru meido yamemasu ka atama no naka
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
同じ事を問い続けてる 人間やめますか バカじゃないの?
onaji koto wo toitsuzuketeru ningen yamemasu ka baka ja nai no?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
同じ事をくり返してる 運命だとかもう 関係無い
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru unmei da toka mou kankei nai
I’ve reached my limit, I’m done with this place!
いい加減に我慢の限界 こんな所はもう やめてやるよ!
ii kagen ni gaman no genkai konna tokoro wa mou yamete yaru yo!

Oh, by the way, I actually quit being a maid the other day
あら、西行寺様実は先日メイドを辞めまして
ara, Saigyouji-sama jitsu wa senjitsu meido wo yamemashite
Huh? You’ll hire me at Shirogane? If you want me, I’d love to!
え? 白玉楼で雇ってくださる? わたしでよければ、ぜひ!
e? Shiratama rou de yatotte kudasaru? watashi de yokereba, zehi!

Making meals one time, two times, three times, no matter how much I make, it’s still not enough
食事が1回2回3回 作っても作っても まだまだ足りない
shokuji ga 1 kai 2 kai 3 kai tsukutte mo tsukutte mo mada mada tarinai
Making meals four times, five times, six times, Yuyuko’s got an endless monster stomach
食事が4回5回6回 ゆゆこ様の無限 バケモノ胃袋
shokuji ga 4 kai 5 kai 6 kai Yukari-sama no mugen bakemono ibukuro
Making meals ten times, twenty times, thirty times, no matter how much I make, it’s still not enough
食事が10回20回30回 作っても作っても まだまだ足りない
shokuji ga 10 kai 20 kai 30 kai tsukutte mo tsukutte mo mada mada tarinai
Making meals a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times, Yuyuko’s got an endless monster stomach
食事が100回1000回10000回 ゆゆこ様の無限 バケモノ胃袋
shokuji ga 100 kai 1000 kai 10000 kai Yukari-sama no mugen bakemono ibukuro

Waking up early, making breakfast, by 10 AM it’s snack time
朝早起きして 朝食作って 午前10時には おやつの時間
asa hayaoki shite choushoku tsukutte gozen 10 ji ni wa oyatsu no jikan
By noon I’m making lunch, by 3 PM it’s snack time
昼になる頃 昼食作って 午後3時には おやつの時間
hiru ni naru koro chuusoku tsukutte gogo 3 ji ni wa oyatsu no jikan
By evening I’m making dinner, by 10 PM it’s snack time
夜になる頃 夕食作って 午後10時には おやつの時間
yoru ni naru koro yuushoku tsukutte gogo 10 ji ni wa oyatsu no jikan
When the date changes, I’m making a late-night snack, yikes!
日付変わって 夜食作って キェーーッ!!
hizuke kawatte yashoku tsukutte kiēーー!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
同じ事を繰り返してる メイドやめますか 頭の中
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru meido yamemasu ka atama no naka
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
同じ事を問い続けてる 人間やめますか バカじゃないの?
onaji koto wo toitsuzuketeru ningen yamemasu ka baka ja nai no?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
同じ事をくり返してる 運命だとかもう 関係無い
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru unmei da toka mou kankei nai
I’ve reached my limit, this world can just disappear!
いい加減に我慢の限界 こんな世界はもう 消えてしまえ!
ii kagen ni gaman no genkai konna sekai wa mou kiete shimae!

Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか?
meido yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか?
meido yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか?
meido yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか?
meido yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka?

Repeating the same thing, it’s not just me, everyone, everyone
同じ事を繰り返してる わたしだけじゃない みんなみんな
onaji koto wo kurikaeshiteru watashi dake ja nai minna minna
In this imperfect time, nothing changes, what’s the point?
不完全な時間の中で 何も変わらない どうせどうせ
fukanzen na jikan no naka de nani mo kawaranai douse douse
Continuing to sing the same song, continuing to dance the same dance
同じ歌を歌い続けて 同じ踊りを踊り続けて
onaji uta wo utai tsuzukete onaji odori wo odori tsuzukete
Repeating the same mistakes, eventually the night breaks, and the moon sets
同じ過ち繰り返して やがて夜が明けて 月は沈む
onaji ayamachi kurikaeshite yagate yoru ga akete tsuki wa shizumu

I had a dream like that, but what do you think, my lady?
という夢を見たんですが、お嬢様どう思われますか?
to iu yume wo mita n desu ga, ojousama dou omowaremasu ka?
Huh? You want to quit being a maid, you say?
え? メイドやめたいのか、ですって?
e? meido yametai no ka, desutte?
It’s okay, as long as I’m alive, I’ll always be with you, my lady.
大丈夫ですよ 生きてる間はずっと、お嬢さまと一緒にいますから
dai jou bu desu yo ikiteru aida wa zutto, ojousama to issho ni imasu kara