No Cuentes Conmigo

Don't Count on Me

No Cuentes Conmigo

I don't always have a beautiful woman in every port,No siempre tengo una mujer hermosa en cada puerto,
but I always look for a port in every woman...pero siempre busco un puerto en cada mujer...
I suddenly knew that some loves are better off lost,Supe de golpe que algunos amores mas vale perderlos,
but never before finding them...pero jamas nunca antes de encontrarlos...

I distrust to the bone those who are always happy,Desconfio hasta los huesos de los siempre contentos,
I prefer beauties without so much fuss...prefiero bellezas sin tanto espamento...

If you want to make me fall in love, don't take me seriously,Si queres enamorarme no me tomes en serio,
and don't even think about putting ice in the wine...y ni se te ocurra ponerle al vino hielo...

If you're looking for an elegant love, don't count on me,Si buscas un amor elegante no cuentes conmigo,
there are very rough nights when one is wounded...hay noches muy bravas cuando uno anda herido...

And if I say I'm going to take care of you, look at me sideways,Y si digo que voy a cuidarte mirame torcido,
I have the habit of breaking pockets,tengo la costumbre de romper los bolsillos,
damn habit of ruining what is loved...jodida costumbre de arruinar lo querido...

Frankly, I don't care a damn about saving the planet,Concretamente no me importa un cuerno salvar el planeta,
it hurts me very little if there's ozone or not...me duele muy poco si queda ozono o si no...
Just like you, I never desire my neighbor's wife,Igual que vos a la mujer del projimo jamas la deseo,
except on Mondays, rainy Fridays, and some Januarys...excepto los lunes, los viernes de lluvia y algun que otro enero...

I distrust even the molars of those who say 'see you later',Desconfio hasta las muelas de los despues nos vemos,
and of those who always walk around with two fewer drinks...y de los que andan siempre con dos copas de menos...

If you plan to leave me, don't warn me in advance,Si planeas abandonarme no me avises con tiempo,
and never leave me your forgetfulness as a memory...y nunca me dejes tu olvido de recuerdo...

If you're looking for a perfumed love, don't dream of me,Si buscas un amor perfumado no sueñes conmigo,
there are very dirty nights when one is wounded...hay noches muy sucias cuando uno anda herido...

And if I say 'I don't plan on losing you...' look at me sideways,Y si digo "no pienso perderte..." mirame torcido,
I have the habit of breaking pockets,tengo la costumbre de romper los bolsillos,
damn habit of waking up asleep...maldita costumbre de amanecer dormido...