Hey Myron!

Wanna know, about his, single-minded drive, his ego?
Listen to him as he, taunts and takes on all, of his enemies with a savage swagger

Watch him point his middle finger.
Blood red face, he's filled with anger!
In my eyes, you'd better all be dead
In my eyes, you'd better get along instead
In my eyes, hey Myron!

Without velcro, wouldn't, even be able to put his shoes on.
Wonders why stories of humiliation always seem to make him so popular

Watch him point his middle finger
Blood red face, he's filled with anger!
In my eyes, you'd better all be dead
In my eyes, you'd better get along instead
In my eyes, hey Myron!

Your stupid reactions, result in my dissatisfaction.
The motorway between his brain and mouth is plagued with roadworks

Beyond more stupidity, to imbecility, dorkus maximus, full of insecurity