La Wea Resplandeciente (Himno de Latinoamérica)

The Shining Thing (Anthem of Latin America)

La Wea Resplandeciente (Himno de Latinoamérica)

The shining weird thingLa wea cuática resplandeciente
Leaves the Chileans enchantedA los chilenos deja encantados
Pisco is PeruvianEl pisco es peruano
So stop saying stupid thingsAsí que dejen de decir pendejadas

It's said that in Peru they eat pigeonsSe dice que en Perú comen palomas
That in Bolivia they surf without having a seaQue en Bolivia surfean sin tener mar
That an Argentine's nose reaches the MoonQue la nariz de un argentino llega a la Luna

I want to know if in Mexico they will jump Trump's wallQuiero saber si en México el muro de Trump van a saltar
If Venezuelans want to sell their arepasSi los venezolanos quieren vender sus arepas
Which are not as tasty as my tamaleQue no son tan ricas como mi tamal

Maybe they still thinkTal vez siguen pensando
That Latin Americans live apartQue los latinoamericanos viven separados
But everyone should knowPero todos deben saber
That we troll each other much more thanks to the internetQue nos troleamos mucho más gracias a internet

The shining weird thing leaves the Chileans enchantedLa wea cuática resplandeciente a los chilenos deja encantados
And the Ecuadorians, I think they migrated from WakandaY los ecuatorianos, de Wakanda yo creo que ellos migraron
Everyone thought this song was only going to troll ChileansTodos pensaron que esta canción solo a chilenos iba a trolearlos
I've teased them, because here we are going to laugh at everyone equallyYo los he hueveado, pues aquí nos vamos a reír de todos por igual

Paraguay goes unnoticed, but the truthParaguay pasa piola, pero la verdad
Is that they also don't have a seaEs que ellos tampoco tienen mar
Argentina UruguayArgentina Uruguay
Don't like being told they speak the sameNo les gusta que les digan que hablan igual

And those 3, Guyana, Suriname, and French GuianaY esos 3, Guyana, Surinam y Guayana Francesa
I don't know if they speak SpanishNo sé si ellos hablarán español
Brazilians still lament the 7-1Los brasileros siguen lamentando el 7-1
I don't know how to include ColombiaNo sé cómo a Colombia incluir
Without sounding offensive about the cocaine issueSin sonar tan ofensivo con el tema de la coca
And I can't think of anything elseY ya nada se me ocurrió
I don't know what to say about Central AmericansNo sé qué decir sobre los centroamericanos

The shining weird thingLa wea cuática resplandeciente
Left the Latinos enchantedA los latinos dejó encantados
Everyone has sung, we understand each otherTodos han cantado nos entendemos
Because we speak SpanishPorque hablamos español

Oh, Spain was not invitedOh a España nadie lo invitó
To this party where we troll each otherA esta fiesta donde nos troleamos
We must show solidarityHay que solidarizarnos
Come on, here we are going to laugh, about your vital vibeVen que aquí nos vamos a reír, de tu onda vital