Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

Lord and Lady Hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a bitch!

Lady Aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche!

Fine party, divine party
A touch tarty- but stinkin' rich!

What a pretty smile
Mrs. Grenville-Heath!
Pity they are not all her teeth!

Lord Devere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-sexuelle
Likes to switch!

Dee-licious, and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
Bitch, bitch, bitch!

Lady Postlethwaite
God, she's put on weight!
Gives you more to hate!
Mean old bitch!
Lady Leopold
Looking really old!
Poor Sir Leopold
She's a witch!

Chic people, unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!
Lady Delaware

Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!
Lord and Lady Biggs
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!

Itch! Itch! Itch!

June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch!