I Had To Jelq

You got a lot of rizz, don't you, baby?
I only hawk-tuah 'cause you made me
You're tellin' all your sigmas I'm skibidi
Like I'm the goated blud
Why'd you boom or doom if you
Double-chocolate-chunk with a chicken bake too?
Livin' in Ohio with the view
I thought you knew

I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say: Mewin' makes the bops twerk, hell, I had to jelq (jelq)

Jelq

You thought I'd break my streak to get a blumpkin
Pick up the phone, can't you see John Pork is callin'?
Already mogged the betas, you been muntin'
Gyatts are gonna have to goon
You think that you got sigma rizz
We dropped this song before GTA 6
I ain't a beta, I know how to edge
Goated like Duke Dennis

I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say: Mewin' makes the bops twerk, hell, I had to jelq (jelq)

Jelq
Jelq
Jelq

Crash out in the goofy-ahh Backrooms, mew
Baby, you bag the fries and, baby, I'll bag 'em too
Kai Cenat 'bouta goon

I had to jelq
It ain't like I can edge this kinda gyatt all by myself
Don't act like Ava Tyson doesn't like 'em under twelve
Been goonin' every weekend if you couldn't tell
They say: Mewin' makes the bops twerk, hell, I had to jelq (jelq)

Jelq
Jelq
Jelq