The Ball Of Kerrymuir

A Bola de Kerrymuir

The Ball Of Kerrymuir

Quatro e vinte virgens vieram do InvernessFour-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
E quando o baile acabou, havia quatro e 20 menosAnd when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite, nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all..

Houve transa na sala, houve trans sobre as pedrasThere was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
Mas você não podia ouvir a música por causa dos chiados e os gemidosBut ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,

Cantando 'bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

O coveiro, ele estava lá, tudo embrulhado em uma mortalhaThe undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Balançando do candelabro, e mijando sobre a multidãoSwingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

O coxo da aldeia, ele estava lá, ah, ele não podia fazer muitoThe village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
Assim, ele alinhou as senhoras contra a parede, e ele fez com sua muletaSo he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

A senhorita Mary McPherson estava bem na frenteMiss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Algumas flores na mão, e uma cenoura em sua bocetaSome posies in her hand, and a carrot in her cunt,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

O carteiro da vila, ele estava lá, mas o pobre homem tinha a varíolaThe Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
Ele não podia fazer com as moças, então ele fez com a caixa de correioHe could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.

O mágico da vila, ele estava lá, ele nos deu uma risadaThe Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
Ele puxou o prepúcio sobre a sua cabeça, e ele desapareceu no raboHe pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his ass,

Cantando bolas para o seu parceiro, sua bunda contra a paredeSingin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
Se você nunca transou num sábado à noite nunca transou de verdadeIf ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.