Click Bait

Why you so shallow?
Think that you're better than me?
Paper thin and hollow
Some kind of celebrity?
Why you chasin' shadows
When you could be my main squeeze?
We could both meet up and wallow
In all of our self pity

Scared straight (yeah)
God sakes (yeah)
My mistake (yeah)
Clickbait

Yeah
Clickbait

Put some shovels in the rental car
Music to drown out the screams
Dig a hole in the backyard
Make sure it's seven feet deep
Fill it up with popstars
Throw in the good bad seeds
Call up all their costars
Make 'em play hide-and-go-seek

Scared straight (yeah)
For God sakes (yeah)
My mistake (yeah)
Clickbait (yeah)

High stakes (yeah)
Blind date (yeah)
Second base (yeah)
Clickbait (yeah)

Primate (oh, no)
Lemonade (oh, no, no, no)
Gas breaks (oh, no)
Handshakes (oh, no, no, no)

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I get so triggered
Triggered
I get so triggered
Triggered
I get so triggered
Triggered
I get so triggered