Always A Woman

She's got the best tongue work
that you've ever seen
She licks both my balls till
they're shiny and clean
And her pink little pussy's
as tight as it can be
I know it's the cat but
it feels like a woman to me

Oh I explode in her twat
Now there's fur balls and snot
hangin' off of my dick
Oh I got a phone call today
from the SPCA
I think they used the word "sick"

She rubs on my leg when
she wants to get laid
I duct tape her eyes
when I spray her with Raid
She keeps coming back
but that's alright by me
My girl or my cat
it all tastes like pussy to me