Back To The Doghouse

I'd rather wear a muzzle a chain around my neck
Than hear my wife a-nagging and always raising heck
I'm gonna crawl back to the doghouse on my knees
Back in that old doghouse I'll do as I doggone please

I'd rather eat dog biscuits and gnaw on a bone
And stay in that old doghouse where I can be alone
I'm gonna crawl back to the doghouse on my knees
Back in that old doghouse I'll do as I doggone please

Living a dogs life won't be very hard
That little home is heaven right in my back yard
I'm gonna stay in that doghouse on my knees
Here in this old doghouse I'll do as I doggone please