Full Trucker Effect

I got Merle Haggard on the radio
My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go
Haulin' combines made by John Deere
Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there
Open highway, no sign of the smokey
Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i'll pass all the Okies
Take my showers at the Flyin' J
Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet
Call me pig pen I'm a slophog tanker
Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker
Slick back wack crew cut ducktail
Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail
Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y'all
Full Trucker Effect, everybody
Full Trucker Effect, c'mon c'mon
Full Trucker Effect
Texas panhandle to the Florida keys
Country fried steak and a black eyed peas
Half a cherry pie with the ala mode
It's the best way to start a day hitting the road
Crack of dawn and I'm already rollin
Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin
I'm just underweight 2 ton mush melon
My daddy's unemployed, he's a wife beating felon
All my life I was born to be a trucker
Ride with my boy Tony, he's a big motherfucker
Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama
I never Jackknife, i'm a mean gearjammer