Yeah, they call me Mister Saturday Night
Mister Always In
Mister Never Missed a Good Time
Yeah, I smoke and drink
Smile and wink
And make 'em think I'm fine
They don't know how much
I missed her Saturday night

They think that I'm the life of this whole bar
But if she walked in, my act would fall apart
So, I buy a round, and shut it down, and never leave alone
But when Sunday comes, they get up and they go

That's why they call me Mister Saturday Night
Mister Always In
Mister Never Missed a Good Time
I hear them say I'm jealous of that guy
But they've only seen me in a neon light
Yeah, I smoke and drink
Smile and wink
And make 'em think I'm fine
They don't know how much
I missed her Saturday night

There was a time when I had everything
The kind of beautiful you only see in your dreams
But I messed it up and I'm the only one to blame
I guess losing her is how I earned my name

Yeah, they call me Mister Saturday Night
Mister Always In
Mister Never Missed a Good Time
I hear them say I'm jealous of that guy
But they've only seen me in a neon light
Yeah, I smoke and drink
Smile and wink
And make 'em think I'm fine
They don't know how much
I missed her Saturday night

Yeah, I turn it on
But all alone
I'm going out of my mind
They don't know how much
I missed her Saturday night