Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)

Alastor’s SDLG (Alastor’s Game)

Alastors SDLG (Alastors Game)

I used to follow the fat crewYo era seguidor de La grasa
In the group, they were baking some memesEn el grupo horneaban unos momos
One afternoon, out of nowhere, I got bannedUna tarde, sin avisar, me dieron ban
All because of a ghost!¡Todo por fantasmón!

I told them not to be such assholesLes dije que no sean tan culeros
And that I’d become a meme lordY que me volvería un momero
I begged to get back inLes rogué para volver a entrar
They didn’t give a damnLes valió verga

I resigned to being banned from the fat crewMe resigné a estar baneado de la grasa
I knew it was all a jokeSupe que era todo farsa
I got banned for nothingFui baneado yo por nada
What a bunch of assholes!¡Qué hijos de la chingada!

I started watching some funny shitMe puse a ver cosas cagadas
It was all over the placeEran cosas saturadas
Those videos were killing meEsos vídeos me mataban
I was landing on shitpostsAl shitpost le aterrizaba

Now I’m a shitposter, feeling badassYa soy shitposter ando bien cabrón
I’m the shit because I know my way around shitpostingSoy la mamada porque ya le sé al shitpost
I left the homies, no more Pac-MansDeje a los papus ya no hay pacmans
I distanced myself from the elvesDe las elfas me alejé
The papulince is doneEl papulince se acabó

Sorry if I got a bit crazyPerdón si me puse insano
Let me keep telling youDejen y les sigo relatando
I found out why I got bannedSupe el por qué de mi banear
And it was trueY era verdad

They complained about me!¡De mí se quejaron!
Said I was posting bad memesDecían que subía momos malos
And that I was supposedly one of the hulksY que según era de los hulks

(ASSHOLES!)(¡PUTOS!)

Now joined with the shitpost, they’ll seeAhora unido al shitpost, lo van a ver
I’ll doxx them for lying about meLos doxxearé por sobre mí haber mentido
Saying I wasn’t activeDiciendo que no era activo

For hiding what happenedPor ocultar lo sucedido
For not being honestPor honestos no haber sido
But when it’s all overPero cuando haya pasado
They’ll see they messed upYa verán que la cagaron
We’ll see if they’re so basedVeremos si tan basados
Well doxxed and cursedBien doxxeados y curseados

Now I’m a shitposter, feeling badassYa soy shitposter ando bien cabrón
I’m the shit because I know my way around shitpostingSoy la mamada porque ya le sé al shitpost
I left the homies, no more Pac-MansDejé a los papus ya no hay pacmans
I distanced myself from the elvesDe las elfas me alejé
The papulince is doneEl papulince se acabó

I told you dogs that you’d payLes dije perros que iban a pagar
I have your photos and I’m gonna spread them!¡Tengo sus fotos y las he de difundir!
Your group has a debt, and I’m here to collectSu grupo tiene una deuda, y yo la vengo a cobrar
Enjoy my doxxingQue les divierta mi doxxear

I’m a shitposter, the fat crew will seeYo soy shitposter la grasa verá
No more tilines, pepes, or even ete sechsNo más tilines, pepes, tampoco ete sechs
I’ve got your numbers on handSus números ya tengo a mano
And I’ve been posting themY los he estado publicando
They’ll see them on porn sitesEn páginas porno los ven

Don’t worry, I’m not doneNo se preocupen, no he acabado
I’ve created a challenge for everyoneUn reto a todos he creado
In September, everyone will stop jerking offEn septiembre todos lo harán, la paja dejar
The whole month will be!¡Todo el mes será!

I’ve finished all the punishmentYa terminé todo el castigo
Don’t drag my friends into thisNo saquen a gente mis amigos
They might turn out worse, just like meTal vez se tornen lo peor, justo como yo
I’m just saying, goodbye!Tan solo digo, ¡adiós!