El Alpedero, La Mina Y El Alpedito

The Lazy One, The Mine, and The Little Lazy One

El Alpedero, La Mina Y El Alpedito

He spent his time lying down, belly upSe la pasaba echao, panza pa abajo
like a squashed toad under a wheelcomo sapo aplastao por una rueda
his boldest journey was down the pathsu viaje más osao, fue la vereda
and he had a joby le daba trabajo
cascades of mate pushedcataratas de mate rempujaban
his garlic burps.sus eructos de ajo.

He retired from laziness at 50Se jubiló de fiaca a los 50
he was The Lazy One, with a linty belly buttonfue Alpedero, de umbligo con pelusa
one day he snagged a flukeun día apercheró una rantifusa
and plugged it into the maidy la enchufó a sirvienta
he rushed her in a hurry to the outhousele hizo un pique de apuro en la cucusa
and she didn't even notice.que ella ni se dio cuenta.

He suffered an undeserved heart attackSe augerió de un infarto inmerecido
from the mate, didn't even strain on the toiletpor el mate, ni hizo fuerza en la letrina
and the tears that the poor woman spat outy el llanto que escupió la pobre mina
for her deceased loved one.por su finao querido.
He's in the empty plate, in the kitchenEstá en el plato vacío, en la cocina
of this messed up situationde este asunto jodido
luckily time passes and the woman seessuerte que el tiempo pasa y ve la mina
her Little Lazy One all grown up.a su Alpedito crecido.