O.V.N.I. (Objeto Verde Nada Inteligente)

U.F.O. (Unintelligent Green Object)

O.V.N.I. (Objeto Verde Nada Inteligente)

There are beings that I can't classifyExisten unos seres que no sé catalogar
And they come in uniform with a license to killY vienen uniformados con licencia para matar
They set ambushes, usually go in pairsTienden emboscadas, suelen ir de dos en dos
They only live in Spain because they live like GodsSolo viven en España porque viven como Dios
You can find them at any roundaboutEn cualquier rotonda te los puedes encontrar
And their favorite abuse is that of authorityY su abuso favorito es el de la autoridad
They give you a hard time even though their color is greenTe meten marrones aunque es verde su color
And anything they say is worth more than your opinionY cualquier cosa que digan valen más que tu opinión

In their green ships they patrol the cityEn sus naves verdes apatrullan la ciudad
And they search people with total impunityY registran a la peña con total impunidad
They are from another galaxy, from another civilizationSon de otra galaxia, de otra civilización
And they can't be human, because they have no heartY no pueden ser humanos, pues no tienen corazón
Their superpower is something supernaturalSu superpoder es algo sobrenatural
They turn a bar fight into terrorismConvierten en terrorismo una pelea de bar
On the road, lurking at a checkpointEn la carretera, al acecho en un control
They take everything you have and your documentationSacan todo lo que tengas y la documentación

They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
Be careful at night if you see a blue reflectionCuidado por la noche si ves un reflejo azul
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They understand each other with an Andalusian accentSe entienden entre ellos con acento andaluz
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They can take everything from you, even the will to livePueden quitarte todo, hasta las ganas de vivir
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They have difficulties reading and writingTienen dificultades para leer y para escribir

They are more right-wing than the fascists aroundSon más de derechas que los fachas del lugar
And everything for the homeland is the slogan of their homeY es que todo por la patria es el eslogan de su hogar
Don't waste time appealing a fineNo pierdas el tiempo en recurrir una sanción
Even if it's by force, they are rightAunque sea por cojones, pero tienen la razón
They are recognized by their military accentSe les reconoce por su acento militar
By their bad attitude and unmatched arrogancePor su cara mala hostia y prepotencia sin igual
And a long time ago this conclusion was drawnY hace mucho tiempo se sacó esta conclusión
From always and forever an asshole is an assholeDesde siempre y para siempre un cabrón es un cabrón

They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
Be careful at night if you see a blue reflectionCuidado por la noche si ves un reflejo azul
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They understand each other with an Andalusian accentSe entienden entre ellos con acento andaluz
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They can take everything from you, even the will to livePueden quitarte todo, hasta las ganas de vivir
They are 'picoletos'Son picoletos
They have difficulties reading and writingTienen dificultades para leer y para escribir