El Primo

The Cousin

El Primo

I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
And I don't know how to describe himY no sé cómo calificarlo
I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
And I don't know how to describe himY no sé cómo calificarlo
I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who gets toasted by a May sunQue se tuesta con un sol de Mayo
I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who gets toasted by a May sunQue se tuesta con un sol de Mayo
Who drives in reverseQue maneja de reversa
Who is a poet and sculptorQue es poeta y escultor
Who cooks without a recipeQue cocina sin receta
Everything he wants and moreTodo lo que quiere y más

I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who now dreams of being a congressmanQue ahora sueña con ser diputado
I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who now dreams of being a congressmanQue ahora sueña con ser diputado
I have a cousin, BaldemiroTengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who gets stuck like a craps tableQue se tranca como mesa de dados
But I have a cousin, BaldemiroPero que tengo un primo, Baldemiro
Who gets stuck like a craps tableQue se tranca como mesa de dados
Who is a jurist, graduateQue es jurista, licenciado
Surgeon and good actorCirujano y buen actor
Salaried journalistPeriodista asalariado
Everything he wants and moreTodo lo que quiere y más

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I have a cousin...Tengo un primo...
Who knows Michael Jordan and is an actorQue conoce a Michael Jordan y es actor
Who breathes underwater and is a painterQue respira bajo el agua y es pintor
Who is a sociologist and pilot of a planeQue es sociólogo y piloto de un avión
I have a cousin, listen to what I saidTengo un primo, oye que te dije
That I don't want to repeat it anymoreQue no quiero repetirlo más

Who drives in reverseQue maneja de reversa
Who is a poet and sculptorQue es poeta y escultor
Who cooks without a recipeQue cocina sin receta
Everything he wants and moreTodo lo que quiere y más

I have a cousin...Tengo un primo...
Who dresses in De La Renta wholesaleQue se viste de De La Renta al por mayor
Who is stronger than Sylvester StalloneQue es más fuerte que Sylvester Stallone
Who is a jurist, surgeon, and good singerQue es jurista, cirujano y buen cantor
I have a cousin, listen to what I saidTengo un primo, oye que te dije
That I don't want to repeat it anymoreQue no quiero repetirlo más

Who has climbed Pico DuarteQue ha subido al pico Duarte
Who is an athlete and championQue es atleta y campeón
Who dives without a tankQue bucea sin un tanque
Everything he wantsTodo lo que quiere
I have a cousin, eh...Tengo un primo, eh...

Who is a jurist, graduateQue es jurista, licenciado
Surgeon and good actorCirujano y buen actor
Salaried journalistPeriodista asalariado
Everything he wants and moreTodo lo que quiere y más

I have a cousin...Tengo un primo...
Who breathes underwater and is a doctorQue respira bajo el agua y es doctor
Knocks on the door and says he plays the tromboneToca puerta y dice que toca trombón
Who is a singer, baseball player, and boxerQue es cantante, pelotero y boxeador
I have a cousin, listen to what I saidTengo un primo, oye que te dije
That I don't want to repeat it anymoreQue no quiero repetirlo más