Lil Jimmy Skit

Hey, Jimmy, where you going?

I don't know where I'm goin'
My Dad died, and he left me his degrees
My mom would always say: Dad, why don't you work?
But he just kept learning
All the other kids parents were working and saving up money for school
And I was actually in school all when my dad was in school
He was so gready with degrees, he took my degree
And now I'm just glad he left me these
Because all the regular homeless people have newspaper, and look what I have
These are documented
My father left them for me
And I'm going to leave them to my kids
I'm going to learn too
I'm going to get super smart, so I to can die without money
But I'll be the smartest dead guy
Who has that