Skit #4

Sketch #4

Skit #4

[En voz baja][Quietly]
Quebrado, quebrado, quebrado phi quebrado (no lo tenemos)Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Quebrado, quebrado, quebrado phi quebrado (no lo tenemos)Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
[Más alto][Louder]
Quebrado, quebrado, quebrado phi quebrado (no lo tenemos)Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Quebrado, quebrado, quebrado phi-Broke, broke, broke phi-

[Líder:] He convocado esta reunión privada hoy porque hay un impostor entre nosotros.[Leader:] I've called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us.
Hay un impostor entre nosotros.There is an imposter among us.
Este hermano aquí ha estado haciendo ritmos por su cuenta, sí lo ha hecho.This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
Fingiendo que está quebrado caminando entre nosotros.Pretending he's broke walking amongst us.
Este hermano ha estado comiendo todos los días, ¿pueden creerlo? Comiendo todos los días.This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
Fingiendo que está con nosotros, no es uno de nosotros.Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
No quería creer esto, pero entré al armario del hermano Kanye y encontré zapatos nuevos.I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
¡Encontré zapatos nuevos!I found new shoes!
Kanye, ¿te gustaría dar un paso adelante y explicar estos zapatos nuevos?!Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!

[Kanye: (balbuceando)] Yo estaba-tú estás loco, yo no, yo no, eh, yo solo, yo estaba-[Kanye: (stammering)] I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-

[Líder:] ¡No, habla más fuerte, hermano![Leader:] No, you speak up, brother!

[Kanye:] Yo iba a-yo estoy tratando de mantenerme fiel a mis raíces y-[Kanye:] I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-

[Líder:] ¿Qué?[Leader:] What?

[Kanye:] Quiero mantenerme fiel a mis raíces, y-[Kanye:] I wanna stick to my roots, and-

[Líder:] ¿Qué?! Marcha tus zapatos nuevos fuera de aquí, Kanye.[Leader:] What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
No vuelvas nunca más con ellos. No vuelvas oliendo bien, tomando duchas y esas cosas,Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like
¡Está bien? No apreciamos eso aquí en Quebrado Phi Quebrado.That, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.

¿Qué sigue?What's next?