命短し恋せよキメラ (Chimera)

Life Is Short, So Fall In Love, Chimera!

命短し恋せよキメラ (Chimera)

What can a thirtysomething do?
三十路に何が出来るんや？
sanjūji ni nani ga dekirun ya
I'll purify my body with a ritual bath!
禊でボディ清めるんや
misogi de bodi kiomerun ya
I'll hurry up and start marriage hunting!
急ぎで婚カツするんや
isogi de konkatsu surun ya
My communication skills are forged through online slapfights!
レスバで鍛えたコミュりょくや
resuba de kitaeta komuryoku ya

I've been putting on a little weight lately
最近何だか太るんや
saikin nandaka futorun ya
3-tier ice cream tickles my fancy!
3段アイスが好きなんや
3 dan aisu ga suki nan ya
I'll plant myself in the girls' line!
少女の列に並ぶんや
shōjo no retsu ni narabun ya
I'll plant myself in the girls' line!
少女の列に並ぶんや
shōjo no retsu ni narabun ya

That's why I lost all my money
おかげでお金が無いなった
okage de okane ga nai natta
I had to settle for cheap ice cream
ガリガリアイスで這いつくばった
garigari aisu de haitukubatta
How come I stopped working part-time?
なんでバイトをやめちゃったんや？
nande baito wo yamechatta n ya
Sunday's heat makes my head dizzy, I think my brain is going to break
サンでークラクラ脳がクラッシュ
san de-kurakura nō ga kurasshu

Thirty, thirty, thirty
サーティサーティサーティ
sātī sātī sātī
Thirty-one, one
サーティわんわん
sātī wanwan
Life is short, so fall in love, chimera!
命短し恋せよキメラ
inochi mijikashi koiseyo kimera
Popping, Popping, Popping
ポッピンポッピンポッピン
poppin poppin poppin
Popping Shower, Shower
ポッピン　シャワーシャワー
poppin shawā shawā
I'm a thirtysomething chimera without much longer to live
老い先短い三十路のキメラ
oi saki mijikai sanjūji no kimera

I wanna wear a bikini in my thirties!
三十路もビキニ着たいんや
sanjūji mo bikini kitain ya
I'll order one off Amazon quicklike!
密林でスグにポチるんや
mitsujin de sugu ni pochirun ya
I've got a body to die for, and I'm a feast for the eyes
悩殺ボディ目の保養や　でも
nansatsu bodi me no hoyō ya demo
But I don't have anyone to show it to!
送る相手がおらんのや
okuru aite ga oran n ya

You won't hear "welcome home" at my front door
おかえり聞こえぬ玄関で
okaeri kikoenu genkan de
My teeth hurt because of red bean ice cream
あずきアイスで歯が無いなった
azuki aisu de ha ga nai natta
How come I rushed to take a bite?
なんですぐに齧りついたんや？
nande sugu ni kajiritsuitan ya
I'll dash to the dentist because of wobbly front teeth
前歯グラグラ歯医者にダッシュ
maeba guragura haisha ni dasshu

Thirty, thirty, thirty
サーティサーティサーティ
sātī sātī sātī
Thirty-one, one
サーティわんわん
sātī wanwan
My part-time job application got rejected over email in vain
バイト虚しくお祈りメール
baito munashiku oinori mēru
Popping, Popping, Popping
ポッピンポッピンポッピン
poppin poppin poppin
Popping Shower, Shower
ポッピン　シャワーシャワー
poppin shawā shawā
No matter how you look at me, I'm cute, right?
いやどう見ても可愛かろ？
iya dō mite mo kawaikarō
Kyapi!
きゃぴ
kyapi

Thirty, thirty, thirty
サーティサーティサーティ
sātī sātī sātī
Thirty-one, one
サーティわんわん
sātī wanwan
Life is short, so fall in love, chimera!
命短し恋せよキメラ
inochi mijikashi koiseyo kimera
Popping, Popping, Popping
ポッピンポッピンポッピン
poppin poppin poppin
Popping Shower, Shower
ポッピン　シャワーシャワー
poppin shawā shawā
I'm planning to eat with my future lover next year
好きピと来年食べたい算段
suki pi to rainen tabetai sandan
I'm a thirtysomething chimera searching for a lover!
恋人募集の三十路のキメラ
koibito boshu no sanjūji no kimera