't Pompierke

't Firefighter

't Pompierke

In every family that respects itselfin iedere famille die zichzelf respecteert
A nun is picked from the rich kidswordt uit de rijke kroost een non geselecteerd
My auntie nun was a bit out therem'n tante nonneke die sprong wel wat uit den band
She had a crucifix as a dildo and moaned accordinglyz'had ne crusifix als dildo en ze kreunde navenant

That old barn was burning downdie ou schuur die stoeng in brand
And this guy could go put it outden deze kon gaan blussen
But I had no clue how to put it outmor 'k hem van blussen gin verstand
So I wanted to get out of theredus ik wou d'r van tussen
And since I didn't care for the firefightersen omdat ik da pompieren nikske vond
I said, just give my break to the dogzei kik dus ... geft mor m'n pause on den hond

I had a business dinner with a woman you all knowik had een zakendinner met een vrouw die g'allemaal kent
Chris, our record producer's wifeChrisje, de vrouw van onze platenproducent
And she had me wrapped around her fingeren die had mij in heur netteke gestrikt
Because she had swallowed an overdose of Spanish flieswant z'had een overdosis Spaanse vliegen ingeslikt

That old barn was burning downdie ou schuur die stoeng in brand
And this guy could go put it outden deze kon gaan blussen
But I had no clue how to put it outmor 'k hem van blussen gin verstand
So I wanted to get out of theredus ik wou d'r van tussen
And since I didn't care for the firefightersen omdat ik da pompieren nikske vond
I said, just give my break to the dogzei kik dus ... geft mor m'n pause on den hond

I've not been so active in bed these last few yearsik zen de leste jaren in bed ni zo aktief
So my partner was looking for a good alternativedus de die van ons die zocht een goei alternatief
After she bought a Yorkshire for foreplayna hee ze voor het voorspel ne Yorkshire gekocht
The finale is for me and I find that far-fetchedde finale is voor mij en da vind ik vergezocht

That old barn was burning downdie ou schuur die stoeng in brand
And this guy could go put it outden deze kon gaan blussen
But I had no clue how to put it outmor 'k hem van blussen gin verstand
So I wanted to get out of theredus ik wou d'r van tussen
And since I didn't care for the firefightersen omdat ik da pompieren nikske vond
I said, just give my break to the dogzei kik dus ... geft mor m'n pause on den hond