Martha looked at me

I have a dog and his name is Spike
He's a dog so he can't ride a bike
And the light bulbs in here are green
Thats why jell-o makes me scream
Because Martha looked at me

My family is very large
We've got mom and dad
And we've got a back yard

I have two brothers
Jamie and Tom
Katie is the best of them all

We've also got a cat named Julie
And a kitten they call josie (but the slut took her back)

Spike is eating a potato chip
As we speak....uhh....ip

So go eat some snow
Eat some snow
Christen should be over here now
Where is my Christen when I need her
I feel like shooting my foot

Spike is tearing a hole in Jamie's hat
I swear I'm going to say that I found it like that
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! la! la! la! laaaaaaaa

Oh Martha is looking at me
And also at the same time
I want to eat a tree!!