Doogies Song

Peter Davison
He produces for everyone
Faeces
Oceans of cheese
Glamrock
Shamrock
His sofa smells of wee
But I don't know why
I slice the cake
But it doesn't work properly (but I don't know why)
Unadulterated gibberish
Come back to me
But I don't know why
But I don't know why
Paracetamol kills all known friends
Faeces kills all known friends
Glamrock kills all known friends
Come back to me
Come back to me
Come back to me
If everyone
Cut your finger
Quick splice once or twice
It's a crap game anyway
but it doesn't work properly
But I don't know why (x4)
Come back to me
It's a crap game anyway
Come back to me
It's my telephone
It's very hard for me to use
But I don't know why
It's a crap game anyway
All in the same room
They have no objective
The sunlight settles
Peter Davison (the sunlight settles)
He produces for everyone (come back to me)
Faeces
Glamrock
Shamrock
He sits upon the cistern
He produces for everyone