Roast Yourself

Roast Yourself

Roast Yourself

The goodLo bueno
Comes in a small packageViene en envase pequeño

Kevin, Kevsho, KetchupKevin, Kevsho, Ketchup
However you prefer to call meComo vos prefieras llamarme
It doesn't matterDa igual

Hello! How are you¡Hola! Qué tal
Here I take your orderAquí yo les tomo su orden
How to manage this channel if it's a messComo atender este canal si es un desorden

I'm traveling and I warn youEstoy de viaje y te aviso
That I won't upload a video until SundayQue no subo video sino hasta el domingo
Of next weekDe la próxima semana

I work when I feel like itEs que yo trabajo cuando me da la gana
Oh! What a boring channel¡Ay! Que canal tan aburrido
(I better not follow you anymore)(Mejor ya no te sigo)

You're better off reading booksTe va mejor leyendo libros
(You were entertaining)(Eras entretenido)
You're shortEnano tú estás
You don't stop talkingNo paras de hablar

Mother's Day made you viralEl día de la madre te volvió viral
Don't think that youNo creas que tú
Are specialEres especial
If with you I learned what yawning isSi contigo aprendí lo que es bostezar
I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
Pure WhatsApp chainPura cadena de WhatsApp
With a video imitating momCon un video imitando a mamá

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
No matter what your name isNo importa como te llamas
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't careKevin o Kevsho, al mundo le da igual

I'm conceitedSoy un creído
And I speak fastY te hablo rápido
So you don't realize my videos are basicPa' que no te enteres que mis videos son básicos

I'm not viral anymoreYa no soy viral
What am I going to come up withQue me voy a inventar
I ask the soda to release another commercialLe pido a la gaseosa que saque otro comercial

I took advantage of CaeliDe Caeli me aproveché
I joined Friwey to growMe uní a Friwey para crecer
I kept the subscribersLos suscriptores yo me quedé
After that, I never heard from her againDespués de eso de ella no volví a saber

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
Pure WhatsApp chainPura cadena de WhatsApp
With a video imitating momCon un video imitando a mamá

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
No matter what your name isNo importa como te llamas
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't careKevsho o Ketchup, al mundo le da igual

You love EmmaAmas a Emma
You watched all of Harry PotterTe viste todo Harry Potter
She sent a greetingMandó un saludo

She doesn't know any KevinA ningún Kevin conoce
She knows nothing about youElla no sabe nada de ti
Open your eyes, Emma is not for youAbre los ojos, Emma no es pa' ti

You're shortEnano tú estás
You don't stop talkingNo paras de hablar
Mother's Day made you viralEl día de la madre te volvió viral
Don't think that youNo creas que tú
Are specialEres especial
If with you I learned what yawning isSi contigo aprendí lo que es bostezar

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
Pure WhatsApp chainPura cadena de WhatsApp
With a video imitating momCon un video imitando a mamá

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
No matter what your name isNo importa como te llamas
Kevsho or Ketchup, the world doesn't careKevsho o Ketchup, al mundo le da igual

AHRE! AHRE!¡AHRE! ¡AHRE!
Now you think you're unstoppableAhora te crees imparable
You're a fan of artists just to hang onEres fan de artistas solamente pa' colgarte

AHRE! AHRE!¡AHRE! ¡AHRE!
Your sketches and theoriesTus sketch y teorías
Only give you views for copying every daySolo te dan views por copiarte to' los días

Your Story Times are pure liesTus Story Times son puras mentiras
Dosogas took the prize you wantedDosogas se llevó el premio que tú querías

But it doesn't matter, everything is finePero no importa, todo va bien
We are two million even if you fill me with hateSomos dos millones así me llenes de hate

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
Pure WhatsApp chainPura cadena de WhatsApp
With a video imitating momCon un video imitando a mamá

I am!¡Soy!
The dwarf of false fameEl enano de la falsa fama
Gaining followers out of nowhereSubiendo seguidores de la nada
No matter what your name isNo importa como te llamas
Kevin or Kevsho, the world doesn't careKevin o Kevsho, al mundo le da igual

I'm not a house elf guys!¡No soy un elfo doméstico chicos!
Don't let fame get to your headQue no se te suba la fama a la cabeza
Because 2 years ago you were selling hamburgers hey!Porque hace 2 años vendías hamburguesas ¡eh!