Don't Get Better Than This

Gather 'round!
Let me tell you what happens to a person who's lived all the life there is to live

Oh, I've ridden on the fastest rollercoaster
Photobombed a theatrical poster
But it don't get better than this
I've chased tornadoes and discovered a star
That one time my mom let me drive her car
But it don't get better than this

Oh, there's nothin' more fun
Than a hot dog that comes two for one
When you've done all that can be done
And there's no more life to live
It don't get better
Don't get better than this

It sure don't

I've run with wild horses on the open plains
Did a glassblowing class with a guy named Wayne
But it don't get better than this
I took a peanut, I threw it up high
Caught it in my mouth even with closed eyes
But it don't get better than this

Oh, there's nothin' more fun
Than a hot dog that comes two for one
When you've done all that can be done
Oh

There's nothin' more fun
Than a hot dog that comes two for one
When you've done all that can be done
And there's no more life to live
It don't get better
Don't get better than this