1-2-3-4

Wish your momma never second guessed her abortion
Sucked you from her womb with little remorse and
Oh no, it's not about you, and any resemblance is purely coincidental
Why are fundamentalist christians so damned temperamental?

1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore!!
5-6-7-8 Let's get laid, let's get laid!
1-2-3-4 Oh what the hell, what's one more?
5-6-7-8 Procreate! Populate!

This world is full of idiots, so what's one less?
1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore!!
They call it cold, they call it crass
But they can go a suck my ass crack.

Cuz when I get a little lit, I start
Talkin talkin mad shit.
Oh no, it's not about you, and any resemblance is purely cuz you're pre-menstral
Who knew stupid could seem so chic and continental?

1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore
5-6-7-8 Let's get laid, let's get laid
1-2-3-4 What the hell, what's one more?
5-6-7-8 It's not too late to terminate

This world is full of idiots, so what's one less?
1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore
Wish your momma never second guessed her abortion

1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore!
5-6-7-8 Let's get laid, let's get laid
1-2-3-4 What the hell, what's one more?
5-6-7-8 Sperminate! Inseminate?

This world is full of idiots, so what's one less?
1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore
This world is full of idiots, so go and do what's best
1-2-3-4 So much fun to be a whore