Ralph Gets His Heart Broken

Another beer disappeared from the fridge again
I think there's someone sneaking 'round the house
I bet that they're drunk
I bet that they're fucked up

So while I'm stumbling my way to a bathroom stall
I feel my legs give in
And I eat shit
Again

So would you reconsider holding onto the letter I put on your shelf
When you hear this song, will you show your friends or will you keep it to yourself?
And would you cradle me against your chest
And assure me that there is no hell after the world ends
After the Sun explodes
And time runs out?