What Would Dolly do

Caught you in the saddle with some Jolene
Looks like she lost a battle with Maybelline
I got an open mind but 3-ways ain’t my scene

I may not be from Tennessee but you know
I got a lot of Dolly in me
And there’s a Smokey Mountain law
That says thou shalt not cheat

So take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
'Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else
'Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly do?
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Say where’d you find ole bumper lips
She should could use some beauty tips
And I could fix her up for good with my two fists
You’re lucky I’m still taking meds
'Cause I’d burn this house down ‘round your head
I could shoot you too
But I’ll pray for you instead

So take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
'Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else
'Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly do?
W-w-double-d, w-w-double-d, w-w-double-d

Should I make my hair a little taller?
Should I make my waist a little smaller?
Wanna pick up the phone and call her right now
Right now

Take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
'Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf

Go high heels up with someone else
'Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly do?

Well I may look just like Barbie 2
But this ain’t my first barbeque
The question is
What would Dolly Do?
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