Floyd The Barber

Bell on door clanks - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opey aunt bee I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I die smothered in andys butt

I was shaved