Ay Juanito

Oh Johnny

Ay Juanito

Oh Johnny! Always so hot,¡Ay juanito! Siempre tan caliente,
Getting ahead of the present.Adelantándote al presente.
Oh Johnny! When will you understand?¡Ay juanito! ¿cuándo entenderás?

Oh Johnny! Solve your problem,¡Ay juanito! Resuelve tu problema,
This is your stigma, this is your emblem.Es tu estigma esto es tu emblema.
Oh Johnny! You will never change.¡Ay juanito! Nunca cambiarás.

When your moment comes,Que cuando llega tu momento,
You take it out, aim, and it's over.La sacas apuntas y se acabó.
When you barely get in,Que cuando apenas llegas dentro,
You speed up and it's over.Tú te aceleras y se acabó.

Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
You have premature ejaculation.Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
Oh Johnny! You never last long.¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura jamás.
One, two, three, the adventure is over.Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
One, two, three, the armor fell.Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
One, two, three, you never last long.Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.

Oh Johnny! Find yourself a shrink,¡Ay juanito! Búscate un loquero,
A witch, a healer,Una bruja un curandero,
Oh Johnny! When will you learn?¡Ay juanito! ¿cuándo aprenderás?

Oh Johnny! You have to get to know her,¡Ay juanito! Hay que conocerla.
Finish by satisfying her,Terminar al satisfacerla,
You have to work on it, you have to enjoy it.Hay que chambearle, lo tienes que disfrutar.

When your moment comes,Que cuando llega tu momento,
You take it out, aim, and it's over.La sacas apuntas y se acabó.
When you barely get in,Que cuando apenas llegas dentro,
You speed up and it's over.Tú te aceleras y se acabó.

Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
You have premature ejaculation.Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
Oh Johnny! You never last long.¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura jamás.
One, two, three, the adventure is over.Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
One, two, three, the armor fell.Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
One, two, three, you never last long.Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.

And the more you want it to last long,Y mientras mas quieres que te dure dura.
The more you want it to last long,Mientras mas quieres que te dure dura.
The more you want it to last long,Mientras mas quieres que te dure dura,
The less it lasts.Menos te dura.

Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
You have premature ejaculation.Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
Oh Johnny! You never last long.¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura jamás.
One, two, three, the adventure is over.Uno, dos, tres, se acabó la aventura.
One, two, three, the armor fell.Uno, dos, tres, se cayó la armadura.
One, two, three, you never last long.Uno, dos, tres, no te dura dura jamás.

Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
You have premature ejaculation.Tú tienes eyaculación prematura.
Oh Johnny! You never last long.¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura jamás.

Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
Oh Johnny! You don't last long,¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.
Oh Johnny! You don't last long.¡Ay juanito! No te dura dura.