La Mula

The Mule

La Mula

It's a general who comes to find a place to shootEs un general que viene a buscar sitio para disparar
In the field he is and advancing, it couldn't be lessEn el campo está y avanzando va, menos no podía ser
Agapito is with his mule Juan who doesn't want to moveAgapito está con su mulo Juan que no se quiere mover
And that soldier who wants to pass and starts to get impatientY ese militar que quiere pasar y se empieza a impacientar

Get out of there - do me a favor - respect the authoritySalga usté de ahí - hágame el favor - respete la autoridá
Agapito scratching his crotch and the mule looking badAgapito que se arrasca el pito y el mulo que mira mal
Agapito very calm, come on Juan moveAgapito muy tranquilo, va Juanito muévete
These city people always come in a hurrySiempre me viene con prisas esta gente de ciudá
This stubborn mule that doesn't want to moveEste mulo cabezota que no se quiere mover
Have a little patience, wait a bitTenga un poco de paciencia esperesé un poco usté

Get out of there - do me a favor - respect the authoritySalga usté de ahí - hágame el favor - respete la autoridá
Agapito scratching his crotch and the mule looking badAgapito que se arrasca el pito y el mulo que mira mal
The homeland calls, the blood boils in the soldier's veinsLlama la patria, hierve la sangre en las venas del soldado
who has very little patienceque tiene muy poco aguante.
In a disastrous maneuver, he gets behind the mule and with a powerful kickEn nefasta maniobra se pone detrás del mulo que de una coz
sends him to hellbien potente le manda a tomar por culo

That soldier in the middle of the wheat field, uniform tornEse militar en medio'l trigal uniforme desgarrao
Hard to breathe, hard to walk, what a blow he's takenMal pa' respirar mal pa' caminar vaya hostión que se ha llevao
Look how he's screwed passing behindMira qu'es negao cómo pasa por detras
Look how he's screwed passing behindMira qu'es negao cómo pasa por detras
My mule never hurriesEste mulo mío nunca tiene mucha prisa
You have to be careful because these animals never warnHay que andar con ojo que estos bichos nunca avisan
The villagers at the tavern are cracking upLos aldeanos en la tasca se parten la polla
Your mule is from the Warsaw PactEse mulo tuyo es del pacto de Varsovia

That general in the hospital will have time to thinkEse general en el hospital tendrá tiempo de pensar
That mules don't understand anything about military strategy.Que los mulos nada entienden de estrategia militar.