Todo El Mundo Tiene

Everybody Has

Todo El Mundo Tiene

Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Had, has, or could have hadTuvo,tiene o pudo tener
Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Almost everybody usually hasCasi todo el mundo suele tener
An immigrant grandfatherUn abuelo inmigrante
And a friend who leftY un amigo que se fue
A hairdresser auntUna tia peluquera

A bill at the end of the monthUna cuenta a fin de mes
An umbrella with two holesUn paraguas con dos oyos
A sister to take care ofUna hermana que cuidar
A story about MartiansUna historia de marcianos
And a fishing rodY una caña de pescar
And that fat, old uncleY ese tio gordo y viejo
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stopQue no para,que no para
SnoringDe roncar

A father-in-law who embellishesUn consuegro que se adoba
And starts recitingY se pone a resitar
A seditious relativeUn pariente sedicioso
And a military relativeY un pariente militar
A cousin who breaksUna prima que se parte
A family quarrelUna riña familiar
A lying godfatherUn padrino mentiroso
Who takes you to make your debutQue te lleva a debutar

And a religious auntY una tia religiosa
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stopQue no para,que no para
PrayingDe resar
Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Had, has, or could have hadTuvo,tiene o pudo tener
Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Almost everybody usually hasCasi todo el mundo suele tener

A nosy neighborUn vecino vocindanga
Who died in the woundQue en la yaga se murio
A story about a cousinUna historia de algun primo
Who couldn't be a championQue no pudo ser campeon
A friend who made moneyUn amigo que hizo guita
And stopped saying helloY dejo de saludar
And an old, drunk foolY un borracho viejo y pichi
Who's crazy about studyingQue esta loco de estudiar
And an infallible superstitionY una cabala infalible
That doesn't stop, doesn't stopQue no para,que no para
FailingDe fallar

The neighbor who organizesLa vecina que organiza
The potluck partyLa reunion de taperguer
A brother-in-law who gets drunkUn cuñado que se empeda
And dresses as a womanY se viste de mujer
A skunk karatekaUn zorrino carateca
A carnival loveUn amor de carnaval
Several nights of failureVarias noche de fracaso
And a night of being a charmerY una noche de galan
And a fucking bossY un patron hijo de puta
Who doesn't stop, doesn't stopQue no para,que no para
StealingDe robar.

Half a clover in a bookMedio trebol en un libro
A trophy in a cornerUn trofeo en un rincon
Several fallen idolsVarios idolos caidos
A letter in a drawerUna carta en un cajon
A hug that never comesUn abrazo que no yega
To say that they're no longer herePa' decir que ya no esta
A wound in the sideUna herida en el costado
And a flower in the buttonholeY una flor en el ojal

And that stubborn tearY esa lagrima porfiada
That doesn't stop, doesn't stopQue no para,que no para
BleedingDe sangrar
Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Had, has, or could have hadTuvo,tiene o pudo tener
Everybody hasTodo el mundo tiene
Almost everybody usually hasCasi todo el mundo suele tener